At my master's beckoning and for sheer enjoyment of watching them tap splinter ridden counter edges i show them my muscles. I hope desperately for them to receive the pain of splinters for their idiotic proposal for my actions. I play fetch with my owners. I toss the string bean and the humans run! I wait patiently most times for them to bring it back...I humor them sometimes and fetch it for them when they are lazy. I am a lovey dovey kitty! I kiss my humans to let them know they are loved. I dont kiss Bennie. He may be my brother but he stinks and often times forgets to wipe his hands on my owner's clothing in the bathroom before leaving the facilities of toilet room. My other brother Cat Cat loves bubbles and me and Bennie watch him make a fool of himself and the cat kingdom. I speak as well. Yes human talk. When i am sick i call for "MOMMA!" and when i am hungry i shriek until one of them arises from their chambers and feeds me and Bennie. Otherwise Bennie would starve. Obviiously i have done my job. He has nearly tripled in girth. And believe me i know it when he tramples on me when its playtime. I dont much enjoy playtime with a rhino! But i love Bennie!

My name is Big B or other wise i am known by a few other names preferably "The Great White!"