My name is Brando.. I don't like to brag but I'm some sort of miracle dog, so I'm kind of a big deal... I was hit by a car at 4months old and they told me I may not walk again.. But you think a thousand pound automobile could stop me?? I told them to stick some pins in me slap a cement cast around my spine and send me home, I got B*tches to take care of.. So don't feel bad for me cuz I walk fine.. unless feeling bad for me is gonna get me some sweety dog booty!!! Nothin' comes between me and my mom, I'm a huge mama's boy.. Oh yeah, Dad's the sh*t too!!