DogWood
The Cowardly Lion
About Me
Love It :=:Water:=:Noisey Toys:=:All Animals:=:My People:=:Car Rides:=:Cookies and Treats:=:Play Fighting:=:Ropes:=:My Bed:=:

Hate It :=:Baths:=:Hyper Kids:=:Bananas:=:Loud noise:=:Fire:=:Guns (paintball):=:

My Family
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erwin926 wrote at February 17, 2011
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MaileNei wrote at May 12, 2007
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Sending Big Chocolate Labbie Licks to my friends too and with hopes they have a Very Special Day with their Mommy's from Maile Nei!
MaileNei
MaileNei wrote at April 27, 2007
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Reasons dogs don't use computers

Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98.

Fetch command not available on all platforms.

Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com
instead of working.

Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.

Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.

Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

Waiting for the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.

Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.

Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.

Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

TpO HAqRD TO TgYPE WITyH PAzWS.

I am so happy it is Friday! Have a Great Weekend!

Chocolate Labbie Licks from Maile Nei!
MaileNei
MaileNei wrote at April 21, 2007
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Now the Whole World, including my friend Dog Wood, will know how Maile Nei looks as a Panda! Pretty Silly huh! Compliments of a good girl friend of mine!

Chocolate Labbie Licks from Maile Nei!
MaileNei
Chanceman wrote at April 20, 2007
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MaileNei wrote at April 15, 2007
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Yuk Dog Wood! The weekend is gone and Monday will soon be here. Stopping by to say I hope you have a great week! And if by chance you are one of my friends caught in the nasty storms that are passing through, you are and will remain in my thoughts and prayers!

Chocolate Labbie Licks from Maile Nei!
MaileNei
MaileNei wrote at April 6, 2007
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Chanceman wrote at April 6, 2007
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Chanceman
MaileNei wrote at March 23, 2007
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Chocolate Labbie licks from Maile Nei!
MaileNei
MaileNei wrote at March 16, 2007
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