I'm a content dog. I'm not the sort to go leaping around barking; I just like to lie in my bed and wait to be petted. That all changes when somebody pulls my lead out of the cupboard or mentions 'walkies', of course! I've calmed down a lot, my people say. Mummy says I'm precious, so I must be doing something right!

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<form action='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'><table border=1 bordercolor=#efefef cellspacing=0><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your name?</td><td align=left>Scrumpy<input type='hidden' name='question1' value='What+is+your+name%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type1' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What other nicknames do you have?</td><td align=left>Sausage, Tank, Darling, Chubby, Fatso, Stinky, Scrumps and Precious<input type='hidden' name='question2' value='What+other+nicknames+do+you+have%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type2' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What breed are you?</td><td align=left>Staffordshire Bull Terrier<input type='hidden' name='question3' value='What+breed+are+you%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type3' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Where were you born?</td><td align=left>I don't know. I was found abandoned on a Bristolian council estate by the RSPCA<input type='hidden' name='question4' value='Where+were+you+born%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type4' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Where do you live now?</td><td align=left>In a loving household with my mummy, daddy and their three 'little ones'<input type='hidden' name='question5' value='Where+do+you+live+now%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type5' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your favorite toy?</td><td align=left>My teddies. The children won one for me, so that's special. The other one they hand-made for me, so that's even better!<input type='hidden' name='question6' value='What+is+your+favorite+toy%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type6' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your favorite store?</td><td align=left>Ems works in Wilkinson and brings presents home, so it must be them<input type='hidden' name='question7' value='What+is+your+favorite+store%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type7' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>How many toys do you have?</td><td align=left>Lots! Ems spoils me even more than Mummy!<input type='hidden' name='question8' value='How+many+toys+do+you+have%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type8' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What brand of food do you eat?</td><td align=left>Bakers Complete... when I have to!<input type='hidden' name='question9' value='What+brand+of+food+do+you+eat%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type9' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Wet or dry food?</td><td align=left>Dry<input type='hidden' name='question10' value='Wet+or+dry+food%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type10' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your favorite color?</td><td align=left>They say blue suits me best. I like red because that was Tabby's favourite colour<input type='hidden' name='question11' value='What+is+your+favorite+color%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type11' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you bad when nobody's looking?</td><td align=left>I'm only canine!<input type='hidden' name='question12' value='Are+you+bad+when+nobody%5C%27s+looking%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type12' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you friendly?</td><td align=left>Of course! I like meeting new faces!<input type='hidden' name='question13' value='Are+you+friendly%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type13' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you overweight?</td><td align=left>A little. I need to go for more walks - take note, Ems!<input type='hidden' name='question14' value='Are+you+overweight%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type14' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you eat people food?</td><td align=left>Whenever I'm allowed to. I never beg<input type='hidden' name='question15' value='Do+you+eat+people+food%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type15' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you eat bugs?</td><td align=left>Wasps are tasty, if you bite their stings off first<input type='hidden' name='question16' value='Do+you+eat+bugs%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type16' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you live with other animals?</td><td align=left>Not any more. I miss Tabby though<input type='hidden' name='question17' value='Do+you+live+with+other+animals%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type17' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you like to exercise?</td><td align=left>Yes! I love to run - even on my lead!<input type='hidden' name='question18' value='Do+you+like+to+exercise%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type18' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you like car rides?</td><td align=left>Yes, but we don't have a car. My people should get one!<input type='hidden' name='question19' value='Do+you+like+car+rides%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type19' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you get into stuff?</td><td align=left>Yes! Especially Ems' work bag<input type='hidden' name='question20' value='Do+you+get+into+stuff%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type20' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you like to swim?</td><td align=left>I prefer to paddle<input type='hidden' name='question21' value='Do+you+like+to+swim%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type21' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your favorite treat?</td><td align=left>Turkey at Christmas<input type='hidden' name='question22' value='What+is+your+favorite+treat%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type22' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you shed?</td><td align=left>Yes. Everywhere!<input type='hidden' name='question23' value='Do+you+shed%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type23' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What's the funniest thing you ever did?</td><td align=left>Try to walk on the pond. How was I to know?<input type='hidden' name='question24' value='What%5C%27s+the+funniest+thing+you+ever+did%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type24' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What's the bravest thing you ever did?</td><td align=left>Walking out of the front gate on my own. I promise not to do it again, though<input type='hidden' name='question25' value='What%5C%27s+the+bravest+thing+you+ever+did%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type25' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you neutered?</td><td align=left>Spayed, yes<input type='hidden' name='question26' value='Are+you+neutered%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type26' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you a social animal?</td><td align=left>If the other fella is<input type='hidden' name='question27' value='Are+you+a+social+animal%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type27' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Collar or harness?</td><td align=left>Harness. My collar is just for identity<input type='hidden' name='question28' value='Collar+or+harness%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type28' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Retractable or regular leash?</td><td align=left>Usually regular. I use the retractable on the beach and away from roads<input type='hidden' name='question29' value='Retractable+or+regular+leash%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type29' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Ceramic, Metal or Plastic bowls?</td><td align=left>Metal<input type='hidden' name='question30' value='Ceramic%2C+Metal+or+Plastic+bowls%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type30' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you sleep in a crate?</td><td align=left>No!<input type='hidden' name='question31' value='Do+you+sleep+in+a+crate%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type31' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you have a dog bed?</td><td align=left>Yes, and two beanbags (I have bad legs)<input type='hidden' name='question32' value='Do+you+have+a+dog+bed%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type32' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you have a doghouse?</td><td align=left>No!<input type='hidden' name='question33' value='Do+you+have+a+doghouse%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type33' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you belong to any dog clubs?</td><td align=left>I don't think there are any near enough to our home<input type='hidden' name='question34' value='Do+you+belong+to+any+dog+clubs%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type34' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>How does your owner describe you?</td><td align=left>Cute, well-behaved, exciteable and loveable<input type='hidden' name='question35' value='How+does+your+owner+describe+you%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type35' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><input type='submit' value='Take This Survey'>
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