What is your name? Lou What other nicknames do you have? Louis B, Lou Dude, Lou Bear, Louie, Louis B Cat, Louis B Anthony, LOU IN A BOX What breed are you? DSH Where were you born? Willow Street on February 2, 2003 Where do you live now? With Matt and my girlfriend Maggie What is your favorite toy? A bird. But there is this stick that it likes to follow and I rarely catch it. What is your favorite store? Men's Warehouse. I like suits. How many toys do you have? Tons. They're in an old pretzel container. What brand of food do you eat? Science Diet for CATS Wet or dry food? Dry. But, twice a day I get a spoon full of wet shredded chicken. It's like, so unhealthy for me. What is your favorite color? Orange, because I'm orange. Are you bad when nobody's looking? Yes. I like to pee in chairs when I'm not let out of a room in a timely manner. Are you friendly? I am friendly. I like anyone who comes around. I don't mind loud noises and I get jealous when Matt plays the guitar. I try to sit on his lap so he stops. Are you overweight? No. I eat a lot, but somehow I don't gain weight. I'm only 9lbs 6oz. Do you eat people food? No. My cousins are table hogs, but Maggie and I have manners. Do you eat bugs? I actually play with them while they're dying, then I eat them once they're dead. Do you live with other animals? I live with my girlfriend Maggie. We have 3 cousins, Buddy, Bunny, and Annie. Do you like to exercise? I never take my white sweatband off. I'm very in shape. Do you like car rides? I like to sing along to the radio. Especially on the way to the vet! Do you get into stuff? I am pretty nosey... I like christmas time and when Matt makes the bed. Do you like to swim? The only thing I like about water is drinking it from a spicket! What is your favorite treat? POUNCE! Do you shed? I seem to only shed on dark surfaces, on which it is very noticable. I also shed when I get scurred. What's the funniest thing you ever did? I slapped a girl the day I was adopted and then tore up her boyfriends face with my back claws on their prom day. What's the bravest thing you ever did? I like to jump off the fridge. It's a good 6 or 7 foot drop, but it's such a thrill. I think I may have broken my leg doing it once, but no one ever noticed and now my left paw is kinda off to the side. Are you neutered? MY BOYS ARE GONE! Maggie and I sadly cannot have kids. Are you a social animal? Very social. I am up for any party! I LIKE TO LICK BEER THE CONDENSATION OFF BEER CANS! Collar or harness? No. When I was adopted I had a blue collar, but I'm too good for that. I go commando! Retractable or regular leash? I do not go outside, therefore I do not wear a leash. Ceramic, Metal or Plastic bowls? I have a 1 gallon water cooler and a 1 gallon food dispenser, as well as a 6 cup dog dish that holds my scrumptious Do you sleep in a crate? I either sleep in an old shipping box, next to the heater if it's on, or next to Matt on the edge of the bed. Do you have a dog bed? No... I decided to eat it instead. It's in a few pieces now. Do you have a doghouse? Only when someone puts a laundry basket on top of me. I haven't figured out how to escape that yet... Do you belong to any dog clubs? Yeah. The Dogs Suck Club. How does your owner describe you? LOU IS THE MAN! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
