My name is Lou. I have a girlfriend named Maggie. She's the shy one in the relationship. We go on dates and have catnip by the water cooler.

I am a business man and I wear suits. On the weekends I wear a shirt that says "Fleedom Fighter".

<form action='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'><table border=1 bordercolor=#efefef cellspacing=0><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your name?</td><td align=left>Lou<input type='hidden' name='question1' value='What+is+your+name%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type1' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What other nicknames do you have?</td><td align=left>Louis B, Lou Dude, Lou Bear, Louie, Louis B Cat, Louis B Anthony, LOU IN A BOX<input type='hidden' name='question2' value='What+other+nicknames+do+you+have%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type2' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What breed are you?</td><td align=left>DSH<input type='hidden' name='question3' value='What+breed+are+you%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type3' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Where were you born?</td><td align=left>Willow Street on February 2, 2003<input type='hidden' name='question4' value='Where+were+you+born%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type4' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Where do you live now?</td><td align=left>With Matt and my girlfriend Maggie<input type='hidden' name='question5' value='Where+do+you+live+now%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type5' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your favorite toy?</td><td align=left>A bird. But there is this stick that it likes to follow and I rarely catch it.<input type='hidden' name='question6' value='What+is+your+favorite+toy%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type6' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your favorite store?</td><td align=left>Men's Warehouse. I like suits.<input type='hidden' name='question7' value='What+is+your+favorite+store%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type7' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>How many toys do you have?</td><td align=left>Tons. They're in an old pretzel container.<input type='hidden' name='question8' value='How+many+toys+do+you+have%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type8' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What brand of food do you eat?</td><td align=left>Science Diet for CATS<input type='hidden' name='question9' value='What+brand+of+food+do+you+eat%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type9' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Wet or dry food?</td><td align=left>Dry. But, twice a day I get a spoon full of wet shredded chicken. It's like, so unhealthy for me.<input type='hidden' name='question10' value='Wet+or+dry+food%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type10' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your favorite color?</td><td align=left>Orange, because I'm orange. <input type='hidden' name='question11' value='What+is+your+favorite+color%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type11' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you bad when nobody's looking?</td><td align=left>Yes. I like to pee in chairs when I'm not let out of a room in a timely manner.<input type='hidden' name='question12' value='Are+you+bad+when+nobody%5C%27s+looking%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type12' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you friendly?</td><td align=left>I am friendly. I like anyone who comes around. I don't mind loud noises and I get jealous when Matt plays the guitar. I try to sit on his lap so he stops.<input type='hidden' name='question13' value='Are+you+friendly%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type13' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you overweight?</td><td align=left>No. I eat a lot, but somehow I don't gain weight. I'm only 9lbs 6oz.<input type='hidden' name='question14' value='Are+you+overweight%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type14' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you eat people food?</td><td align=left>No. My cousins are table hogs, but Maggie and I have manners.<input type='hidden' name='question15' value='Do+you+eat+people+food%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type15' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you eat bugs?</td><td align=left>I actually play with them while they're dying, then I eat them once they're dead.<input type='hidden' name='question16' value='Do+you+eat+bugs%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type16' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you live with other animals?</td><td align=left>I live with my girlfriend Maggie. We have 3 cousins, Buddy, Bunny, and Annie.<input type='hidden' name='question17' value='Do+you+live+with+other+animals%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type17' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you like to exercise?</td><td align=left>I never take my white sweatband off. I'm very in shape.<input type='hidden' name='question18' value='Do+you+like+to+exercise%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type18' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you like car rides?</td><td align=left>I like to sing along to the radio. Especially on the way to the vet!<input type='hidden' name='question19' value='Do+you+like+car+rides%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type19' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you get into stuff?</td><td align=left>I am pretty nosey... I like christmas time and when Matt makes the bed.<input type='hidden' name='question20' value='Do+you+get+into+stuff%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type20' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you like to swim?</td><td align=left>The only thing I like about water is drinking it from a spicket!<input type='hidden' name='question21' value='Do+you+like+to+swim%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type21' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What is your favorite treat?</td><td align=left>POUNCE!<input type='hidden' name='question22' value='What+is+your+favorite+treat%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type22' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you shed?</td><td align=left>I seem to only shed on dark surfaces, on which it is very noticable. I also shed when I get scurred.<input type='hidden' name='question23' value='Do+you+shed%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type23' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What's the funniest thing you ever did?</td><td align=left>I slapped a girl the day I was adopted and then tore up her boyfriends face with my back claws on their prom day.<input type='hidden' name='question24' value='What%5C%27s+the+funniest+thing+you+ever+did%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type24' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>What's the bravest thing you ever did?</td><td align=left>I like to jump off the fridge. It's a good 6 or 7 foot drop, but it's such a thrill. I think I may have broken my leg doing it once, but no one ever noticed and now my left paw is kinda off to the side.<input type='hidden' name='question25' value='What%5C%27s+the+bravest+thing+you+ever+did%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type25' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you neutered?</td><td align=left>MY BOYS ARE GONE! Maggie and I sadly cannot have kids.<input type='hidden' name='question26' value='Are+you+neutered%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type26' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Are you a social animal?</td><td align=left>Very social. I am up for any party! I LIKE TO LICK BEER THE CONDENSATION OFF BEER CANS!<input type='hidden' name='question27' value='Are+you+a+social+animal%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type27' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Collar or harness?</td><td align=left>No. When I was adopted I had a blue collar, but I'm too good for that. I go commando!<input type='hidden' name='question28' value='Collar+or+harness%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type28' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Retractable or regular leash?</td><td align=left>I do not go outside, therefore I do not wear a leash.<input type='hidden' name='question29' value='Retractable+or+regular+leash%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type29' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Ceramic, Metal or Plastic bowls?</td><td align=left>I have a 1 gallon water cooler and a 1 gallon food dispenser, as well as a 6 cup dog dish that holds my scrumptious<input type='hidden' name='question30' value='Ceramic%2C+Metal+or+Plastic+bowls%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type30' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you sleep in a crate?</td><td align=left>I either sleep in an old shipping box, next to the heater if it's on, or next to Matt on the edge of the bed.<input type='hidden' name='question31' value='Do+you+sleep+in+a+crate%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type31' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you have a dog bed?</td><td align=left>No... I decided to eat it instead. It's in a few pieces now.<input type='hidden' name='question32' value='Do+you+have+a+dog+bed%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type32' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you have a doghouse?</td><td align=left>Only when someone puts a laundry basket on top of me. I haven't figured out how to escape that yet...<input type='hidden' name='question33' value='Do+you+have+a+doghouse%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type33' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>Do you belong to any dog clubs?</td><td align=left>Yeah. The Dogs Suck Club.<input type='hidden' name='question34' value='Do+you+belong+to+any+dog+clubs%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type34' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td valign=top align=right>How does your owner describe you?</td><td align=left>LOU IS THE MAN!<input type='hidden' name='question35' value='How+does+your+owner+describe+you%3F'><input type='hidden' name='type35' value='1'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><input type='submit' value='Take This Survey'>
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!</td></tr></form></table>