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Dog Quote of the Day
Posted July 20, 2007 by MyersZoo

Hi PetsPlaces Friends,

We just couldn't resist this one! We hope you like it!

Lots of Ruffs and Licks, Pongo and Mini

"If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt!" - ASPCA

MyersZoo
The Cat User's Manual
Posted July 20, 2007 by MyersZoo

Hi PetsPlaces Friends,

This one is a little long, but we couldn't resist!

Lots of Purrs and Snuggles, Aladdin and Zoe

THE CAT USER'S MANUAL
by Andreas Ramos 

User Installation and Maintenance Documentation

CAT vs. 7.0: Completely Autonomous Telepurronics

Manufactured by MOM CAT


System Design SpecifiCATions:

<dl><dd>blue glassy buttonUser Friendly </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonMouse Driven </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonSelf Cleaning </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonEnergy Saving Standby Mode When Not In Use </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonSelf Portable Operation </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonDual Video and Audio Input </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonAudio Output </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonAuto Search Routines for Input Data </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonAuto Search for Output Bin </dd><dd>blue glassy buttonInstant Transition (2 nanoseconds) Between Standby
clear iconand Full Power Mode
</dd></dl>

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Production Details:After basic KIT construction, the unit undergoes six weeks of on site ROM programming and burn-in testing. Listed features are installed during this period. Since MOM CAT uses local suppliers, there may be variations between units.

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Transportation: A suitable transportation case should be used for transportation to the operating site. Failure to properly ship a CAT unit may result in loss or damage to the unit and/or serious injury to the end user.

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Installation Procedures: Upon receiving the CAT unit, the user should examine the unit to verify that all I/O channels are operational. Look for minor bugs in or on the system. Bugs are indiCATive of the MOM CAT production environment. The user may manually remove any bugs.

Bring the CAT to operation in an environment temperature at 70°F (±3° tolerance). Use a quiet room with the primary user(s) present. Open the transportation case and let the CAT unit autoexit. Initialize the self learning program Katfind® by displaying the input bins. These should contain H2O (liquid state, room temperature, 99% purity) and dry energy pellets. Immediately afterwards, display the output bin.

If the user already has a CAT unit successfully installed, it may be possible to transfer BASIC routines to the new CAT. For the first day or two, the CAT will stay in self learning mode. When the learn buffer overflows, the CAT will autoswitch to sleep mode. This is normal. The MMU system will store the new information to permanent memory. After 72 hours, the CAT will be interacting with the operating environment.

The unit may be placed in direct sunlight. CAT units are operational in all axis: standing, sitting, or laying down. If all basic environment requirements are satisfied, the CAT system will produce a slight hum. This is normal.

A new CAT should not exit the primary site facility. Full portability comes after extensive burn in. Some users never let the CAT unit autoexit the site. The advantages are longer unit life and fewer bugs. Contact with pirate CAT units may lead to unplanned BATCH iteration. Contact with untested CATs may lead to virus infection. If allowed to exit, fatal errors may happen. If you decide to let your CAT out, it should have a READ_ME.TXT file with a system address and URL which identifies the host site.

Your CAT should have a system name. The name may need to be reinitialized repeatedly until the system can read it correctly. This lets you issue voice commands to bring the unit to an online state. Many owners give their CAT's a secret password as well. You can also get the CAT's attention by booting the system. While this is effective, it is discouraged.

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AppliCATions: At present, there are few productivity appliCATions for CAT.

MOUSE is a killer app. This is pre-installed.

Most owners use their system for game playing. CATs play best when they are new. Older units suffer a system timing decay which leads to reduced response and flexibility. Some CAT games are:

<dl><dt>CACHE </dt><dd>The CAT will CACHE a data string. Similar to the K9 unit game, but the object must be smaller. </dd><dt>JUMP </dt><dd>Move the data string through the air. The CAT unit will reach new heights of operation. </dd><dt>MIRROR </dt><dd>Place the unit in front of a mirror and watch it attempt to parse itself. Some units may ESCape. Reboot the system by calling its name. </dd><dt>CHASE </dt><dd>Played between two CAT units or a CAT and a K9 unit. Units take turns as one is the data and the other attempts to parse it. </dd><dt>DANCE and SING </dt><dd>Offer fishy data code to elicit a range of audio output. </dd></dl>

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Maintenance: CATs will self-recharge. This takes 20 hours in a 24 hour cycle.

CATs are self cleaning and require little user maintenance. Do not clean the unit with alcohol or benzene-based solvents. This may lead to a violent explosion.

A CAT unit should be taken once a year to a VET for a system checkup.

Do not attempt to open a CAT. There are no user serviceable parts inside. If a unit emits unusual smells or sounds, it should be serviced immediately by a VET.

You may examine the CAT system to determine if it has a male or female SCSI port. If the port is male, then the CAT unit may emit a non-toxic aerosol. The VET can remove this component. CATs with female ports are plagued by periodic heating problems. The VET can fix this permanently by removing an internal part. Such systems should run UNIX.

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Warning Notices: CAT systems are normally user friendly. However, in certain documented situations, a CAT may pose a danger to the user. Repeated jamming or obstruction of I/O ports may lead to deployment of auto-defense systems. Never attempt a first strike on a CAT system. Its CPU clock rate made to mil specs and thus classified, but JANE'S FIGHTING FELINES notes that a unit was seen by ham radio operators to be apparently moving at 500 MHz. Twin D-shaped five-pin connectors have an average seek rate of 3 nanoseconds. The manufacturer is not responsible for injuries to the user.

Children should not poke anything into the CAT's I/O ports. CAT may BYTE.

In dry, cold weather, a surface electrostatic charge may build up. To avoid electric shock, stand on an insulated surface.

Do not operate the CAT above water. This may lead to end-user damage.

Carry the CAT firmly. Do not swing it by its "tail."

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If you properly care for your CAT, it will give you years of loyal service. Many users get a second unit, to enjoy the ability to run complex simulation games.

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User Groups: CAT users can find other users and FAQ on the Usenet Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.

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Lifetime Warranty: The CAT unit is guaranteed against CATastrophic failure. Nine coupons are included.

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Documented Problems: The Ctrl key on most CAT units is defective. This may lead to serious performance problems.

Do not install a BIRD unit at a site which has an operational CAT unit. These tend to disappear.

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System Features:

<dl><dd>blue glassy button Models: Main frame, desktop and laptop models (smallest
clear iconfootprint in the industry). Available in 15 inch, 17 inch, and
clear icon19 inch sizes.
</dd><dd>blue glassy button Interface: Touch sensitive interface for maximum user
clear iconfriendliness.
</dd><dd>blue glassy button Memory: Not much. Upgrades available real soon now. </dd><dd>blue glassy button Expected Lifetime: 15 years (although 20 years is common). </dd><dd>blue glassy button Weight: 10 to 16 lbs... without optional cables. </dd><dd>blue glassy button Speed: 3 nanoseconds search/find with self-uprighting
clear icon supertwist technology.
</dd><dd>blue glassy button Color Graphics: Either paper white, monochrome
clear icon(black/white), 64 gray shades, or maximum of 16 million
clear iconcolors with 40 terrabits of high resolution floating point
clear iconpixels.
</dd><dd>blue glassy button Sound Chip: 16 octaves, digital MIDI output (MI/OU). </dd><dd>blue glassy button Power Consumption: 250 grams protein daily (2 micrograms
clear iconper second.)
</dd><dd>blue glassy button Operating Range: -22° to +105°F </dd><dd>blue glassy button Vibration: 5-500 Hz, one octave/min, dwell at all resonance
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</dd></dl>

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Contacting CAT Technical Support: Our highly trained technicians are ready to help you. As soon as they wake up from their nap.

MyersZoo
Dog Quote of the Day
Posted July 19, 2007 by MyersZoo

Hi PetsPlaces Friends,

We had a little howl at the moon on this one...BOL!!!!

Chasing your tail gets you nowhere ... 'cept back to where you started - Anonymous

Lots of Ruffs and Licks, Pongo and Mini

MyersZoo
Cat Quote of the Day
Posted July 19, 2007 by MyersZoo

Hi PetsPlaces Friends,

Here's our cat quote today...We hope you enjoy it! We sure did!

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word.  And has filed it for reference.  ~Charlotte Gray

Lots of Purrs and Snuggles, Zoe and Aladdin

MyersZoo
More of Our Family is Here!!!!
Posted July 19, 2007 by MyersZoo

Hi PetsPlaces Friends,

We just wanted to let you know that our pet family from Jacksonville, FL is on here now! Mom talked to our Grandpa and let him and his girlfriend know about the place and now they have joined! Please give them a Big PetsPlaces Welcome Aboard!!! Penney and Diamond from the PSD_Squad are Pongo and Mini's real chihuahua parents and they are so excited to have them here! Suzie has been like a little Momma to all of Penney's babies and so she is like one to Pongo and Mini as well. Smokey, tmoore3135, is the newest guy on the block, being a kitten and all, but we are sure that we will love him just like the rest of our family!

Lots of Ruffs, Licks, Purrs, Snuggles and Fishie Kisses Too~The MyersZoo

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