Reasons dogs don't use computers

Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98.

Fetch command not available on all platforms.

Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com
instead of working.

Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.

Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.

Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

Waiting for the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.

Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.

Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.

Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

TpO HAqRD TO TgYPE WITyH PAzWS.

I am so happy it is Friday!

Chocolate Labbie Licks from Maile Nei!

Now the Whole World, including my friend Brutus, will know how Maile Nei looks as a Panda! Pretty Silly huh! Compliments of a good girl friend of mine!

Chocolate Labbie Licks from Maile Nei!

Have an Absolutely Wonderful Weekend Brutus. We are having light rains so I am not sure how much fun I will get to have - but this labbie never quits trying!

Chocolate Labbie Licks from Maile Nei!