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{Me}
I Was In The Pet Shop Getting Litter And A Pooper-Scooper, I Walked By This Animal That Was VERY Exotic, It Had Big Red Eyes, Ginger Flew Over And Started Getting SOO Close To The Cage And Put Her Claws Up!
{Ginger}
OOH, Mommi! It Looks SOO Good, Can I Eat It? Can I? Can I?
{Me}
I Pushed Ginger Away And Picked It Up! It Freaked Ginger Off SOO Much She Flew Down And Nearly Ate It!
I Asked A Gazillion People To Be My Valentine, But They All Said "no"
Give Me A Message If You Like Owls OR Cats.
At Wal-Mart I Was Buying Kibble For My Cat And Lil Pet Bird Snacks For My Owl When This Kid Came Along And Asked If I Had A Bird (Duh!).
I Just Said, "OOH, No, I Dont Have A Bird...I'm Just Going To Go Home And Eat These Bird Snacks" The Lil Girl Said...Well Eat Em'.
No! I Might Get Kicked Out Of The Store If I Open Them Before I Pay, Lil Girl!
"So, MOMMI!" Screached The Lil Girl..."That Mommi Must Have Not Treated Her Well." I Wondered.
Somehow The Girl Knew I Said That! She Told Her Mom, And She Slapped Me With Her Purse!