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the rober

        1. One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

He replied, "Who said that?!"

Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"

The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."

The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"

The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"

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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? Huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."

knock knock! 

who there?

nuny

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nuny who

nuny busnese

i love dogs alot. they r just so cute . i have 2 dogs a labrador and a cairn terrior i wanted a pitbull but my dad says ther to mean but there not. my friend said i could have a free pitbull but my dad  said no so we went to the aspca of vineland to find a small dog thats wene we found buddy the cain tarrior he is just so cute at the spca he was not barking but wene we brout him home he would not stop barking but i still love him alot  

 

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