Well I am Marino and I am the alpha male in my house...everyone follows my rules or else..wanna know my rulz?

1. No cat shall enter the bathroom with me and mom unless you are Peyton or Chessie, all others will be slapped, beaten or bit until they exit.

2. No cat shall expect petting while I am receiving petting from my mom, all violators will be beaten, bit, or slapped.

3. No cat shall do anything, including breathing, in my presence, without permission. All violators will be beaten, bit, or slapped.

4. No cat shall meet mom at the door, that is my job and my job only...all others will be beaten, bit, or slapped

5. No other cats shall escort mom to the door when she leaves for work...all violators will be beaten, bit, or slapped

6. No cat shall eat while I am eating...there are several food bowls thoughout the house, might I suggest you find another bowl...all violators will be beaten, bit, or slapped.

7. If your name is Maddie, don't even try it buddy...you will be slapped, beaten, and bit for no apparent reason.