eating without chewing, I've got buttons all over that instantly freeze me, other buttons will make me twitch and tinker, humping, getting everything that's on the floor off the floor and in my stomach, sitting and usually NOT staying, fetishes for laser lights and bouncing balls. Ohh, I love balls - big ones, small ones, just as long as I can get them in my mouth. And you'd be amazed about what can get in my mouth!

Lilly/Lilly-anne/"Knee-Knee" NOOK!/Pig/Horse/Hog/Toad/Bear/Bitch

I'm a goofball b**** golden retriev

I was born with a top-notch pedigree, but screw show business: show dogs got nothing! They live in a crate and bathtub 90% of their lives and get judged the other 10%. I do vaccuuming- coins, socks, papers, you name it- I'll suck it up! I bark at random objets because I can't see completely clearly.