A little about "The Ozman"!!!! When I was a baby I some how got separated from my birth mom. I was all alone and scared in the woods.Lucky for me I have a BIG mouth!I meowed as loud as I could, and long story short I was rescued by my new mommy! She took me in as a foster mommy until she could find me a home, but i gave her the eye and she fell in love!Everything was perfect until....... My parents thought it would be such a good idea to name me "Autumn" considering they found me in October, and my coat just gleamed with fall colors!Oh yea, and did I mention because they THOUGHT I was a GIRL?!?!?! Needless to say I was NOT happy with this situation, I did not know how to express my deeply affended ego, so I devloped a potty mouth!Yes, I began cussing ,and for all you politically correct animals out there.....No it is not something I am proud of, and Yes my parents taught my better, but I heard that admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery! Anyways, after a few weeks of being called a stupid ***** ******* GIRL, my parents finally took me to the vet.The only time i've ever been happy about going to the vet, btw!Only because I knew the truth was about to be heard!Sure enough, the vet picks me up and asks my parents are you all sure this is a female? They answer, oh yes we are sure, with such enthusiasm!(bleh bleh bleh) The doc starts smiling and he says "you see these little balls down here?" Lmao, he said you guys have yourself a male cat, looks like your gona have to give "Autumn" a new name! Finally the truth is out!!! As we were leaving the vets' office the doc took one more cheap shot at my parents, he asked how long did ya'll say you have been married again? They answered 3 years, he said "ya know there are some books at the library I could recommend for you guys!" I loved it, justice had been served!!!!So after much thought, cosideration, and apologies from my parents they gave me a new name......OZZY after Ozzy Osborne, apparently Mr Osborne & I have alot in common. The both of us totally rock, & we both have a bit of a cussing problem! Although i'm sure his Mom & Dad did not mistake him for a girl when he was born, so atleast I have an excuse!
Peace Out Mo Fo's!!!!