Nothing says it better than... "THE CAT'S IN ThE CRADLE WITH A SILVER SPOON..."
My pops was the great Mingus of South Africa. The elders tell stories of my pops fighting dragons and monsters in the darkest reaches of the earth. He was a noble Bobcat. My mother was the most beautiful tabby in all of Tab-Tab Alley. I don't remember how I got here, or where my parents went. 3 months ago I woke up in a field by what I am guessing is called a "school?" I dunno, some lady took me in. 2 days later I was picked up by these two awsome roomies I have now. They have neverending supplies of tuna!!! You should be pretty jealous... I would be.